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While you are waiting for your first email to arrive, why not entertain yourself with some of these jokes? The following funny texts and jokes were emailed to me, and collected over many years. Without exception, each joke came through a large chain of people, and were completely untracable. Because of this, I have taken them to be public property, and shared them with you on this site.

Warning: Some of these jokes are incredibly funny, and you read them at your own risk - I accept no responsibility! (particularly for time lost due to rolling on the floor).

Enjoy!

• GUI, a high level of computing knowledge needed!
• CHRISTMAS 1, new versions of old Christmas songs.
• STAIRS, a very funny short story.
• CHEMICAL, a chemical misunderstanding for your delight.
• PARACHUTE, simple little joke.
• CLIFF, bit sick!
• ACCIDENT, my favorite! A description of an accident.
• DUMB, couple of short jokes.
• ENGLISH, why the English language is a complete mess!
• JUSTIFY, a waste of space.
• RED RIDING HOOD, politically correct.
• STARTREK MEETS ROAD RUNNER, a comic captains log.
• EXCUSES, excuse notes written to teachers.
• MS, if microsoft made cars...
• SLURVIAN, American lingo explained.
• ADVRTIZE, some funny adverts.
• BARBIE, introducing the all new Hacker Barbie!
• COURT, funny one liners in a court room.
• HEADLINES, eg POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA.
• OS_BEERS, DOS Beer? OS/2 Beer?
• SIGNS, funny signs (real ones)
• STARTREK, in the style of Dr. Seuss.

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