This is one of many funny texts and jokes were emailed to me, and collected over many years. Without exception, they had come through a large chain of people, and were each completely untracable. Because of this, I have taken them to be public property, and shared them with you on this site.
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On Tuesday of this week, a Corporate Safety engineer contacted the engineer who is the Safety Liason for our operation. The Corporate guy was concerned because someone had informed him that our operation used large quantities of Dihydrogen Monoxide. He could not find Dihydrogen Monoxide listed with our MSDS's. (For those not familiar with OSHA regulations, all chemicals and materials must have a Material Safety Data Sheet, or MSDS, which tells all sorts of things, such as hazardous levels, lethal doses, emergency treatment, etc.) Our Safety guy couldn't find anything on Dihydrogen Monoxide either, so he contacted my boss, who is the Chemist in charge of all the materials used in our operation. My boss listened to our Safety guy, turned to me with a tired look and said, "This is all my job amounts to." Turning back to the Safety guy, he said, "IT'S WATER! DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS 2 HYDROGENS AND 1 OXYGEN! H2O!" And, believe it or not, we have an MSDS on the books for WATER.
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