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The following funny texts and jokes were emailed to me, and collected over many years. They are the funniest from a collection of hundreds! Without exception, they came through a large chain of people, and were each completely untraceable. Because of this, I have taken them to be public property, and shared them with you on this site.

Warning: Some of these pages are incredibly funny, and you read them at your own risk - I accept no responsibility! (particularly for time lost due to rolling on the floor).

Enjoy!

• CHRISTMAS, new versions of old Christmas songs.
• STAIRS, a very funny short story.
• PARACHUTE, simple little joke but quite amusing.
• CLIFF, bit sick!
• ACCIDENT, my favourite! A description of an accident.
• DUMB, couple of short dumb jokes.
• ENGLISH, why the English language is completely crazy!
• JUSTIFY, a clever little waste of space.
• RED RIDING HOOD, the politically correct version.
• STARTREK MEETS ROAD RUNNER, a comic captains log.
• EXCUSES, funny excuse notes written to teachers.
• MS, if Microsoft made cars...
• SLURVIAN, comical glossary of a mutated English language
• ADVERTIZE, hilarious classified ads.
• BARBIE, introducing the all new Hacker Barbie!
• COURT, funny one liners in a court room.
• HEADLINES, eg POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA.
• OS_BEERS, DOS Beer? OS/2 Beer?
• SIGNS, funny signs (real ones)
• STARTREK, in the style of Dr. Seuss.
• MAGAZINES, the best sources of new jokes, all for free!
• New: HEAVEN, a funny story about a rich man going to heaven.

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Prayer and the Art of Volkswagen Maintenance is already recognised by many as a classic, and I have to agree! Don writes so well that I am always captivated after reading just a few sentences, and struggle to put the book down. I couldn't help but howl with laughter as he described the funnier moments - it's first class entertainment all the way.

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