WARNING: Some web browsers, when faced with a double space, remove one of the spaces! This may cause the illusion of illegal activity. Please be very careful not to make any quick assumptions when using an unfamiliar browser! In the following document, the standard use of double spaces after full stops and exclamation marks has been observed!

New Web Standard

The new web page standard
width for continuous text
is now 25 characters! As
from the date 32nd of Feb
1996, any page that has a
paragraph of text without
exactly 25 characters per
line will be removed by a
qualified remover! If on
that page there is a line
of text with more than 25
characters; a fine may be
charged to the author and
removal from the internet
may be enforced! To find
out more; please view the
reverse side of this page
and fill in the form with
the title: Webbing for a
widget. Then send a post
card containing 50 new 2p
coins and your form to an
asylum near you!

Happy Web weaving!

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