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The new web page standard width for continuous text is now 25 characters! As from the date 32nd of Feb 1996, any page that has a paragraph of text without exactly 25 characters per line will be removed by a qualified remover! If on that page there is a line of text with more than 25 characters; a fine may be charged to the author and removal from the internet may be enforced! To find out more; please view the reverse side of this page and fill in the form with the title: Webbing for a widget. Then send a post card containing 50 new 2p coins and your form to an asylum near you!
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