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Welcome to jokes! The following funny texts and jokes were emailed to me, and collected over many years. Without exception, these jokes came through a large chain of people, and were each completely untracable. Because of this, I have taken them to be public property, and shared them with you on this site.
Warning: Some of these jokes are incredibly funny, and you read them at your own risk - I accept no responsibility! (particularly for time lost due to rolling on the floor).
Enjoy the jokes!
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- GUI, a high level of computing knowledge needed!
- CHRISTMAS 1, new versions of old Christmas songs.
- STAIRS, a very funny short story.
- CHEMICAL, a chemical misunderstanding for your delight.
- PARACHUTE, simple little joke.
- CLIFF, bit sick!
- ACCIDENT, my favorite! A description of an accident.
- DUMB, couple of short jokes.
- ENGLISH, why the English language is a complete mess!
- JUSTIFY, a waste of space.
- RED RIDING HOOD, politically correct.
- STARTREK MEETS ROAD RUNNER, a comic captains log.
- EXCUSES, excuse notes written to teachers.
- MS, if microsoft made cars...
- SLURVIAN, American lingo explained.
- ADVRTIZE, some funny adverts.
- BARBIE, introducing the all new Hacker Barbie!
- COURT, funny one liners in a court room.
- HEADLINES, eg POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA.
- OS_BEERS, DOS Beer? OS/2 Beer?
- SIGNS, funny signs (real ones)
- STARTREK, in the style of Dr. Seuss.
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